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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Can Ukraine make nuclear weapons?
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
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Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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